rough draft of a comic/skit I'm thinking of should really get back to my real comic
Men on Anime
Inset two insanely gay Anime characters (so far James from Pokémon and Leroy from Gurren Laggan) with The Weather Girls song “its raining men” or “Bullet Proof”
Voice over-(insert anime conventions name) proudly presents “Men on Anime”
Leroy and James- Hi and welcome to Men on Anime
Leroy-This is a show about anime
James- from a Male point of view (flutters eyelashes)
James turns to Leroy and crosses his legs and bounces his leg towards Leroy
James- So how is the con going for you so far?
Leroy- I just can’t take my eyes off of those (really creepy and homosexual) soft boys. All of that make-up for cosplay (stands up with a salute) Ohhh Let it all out honey be who you are (then does a prance skip and sits back down now crossing his legs towards Jedite while balancing his chin on his palm of his hand)
Waits one beat
James- Oh I know I just go crazy whenever I see stripper Vash (Waives scarf towards audience and winks andyells to the audience with a squeal in his voice) room 404 honey!
(If he is not attending Actor will adlib at this point but Leroy will scoff with a jealous fit)
Leroy- (scoffs) skanky Heifer (turns away from Jedite in disdain while uncrossing his legs away from Jedite)
Afterwards Leroy pouts for a second and takes a deep breath while Jedite is looking like he is taking great please in Leroy’s jealous fit.
James - Oh honey you know I’m just playing
Leroy-(Sitting up straight with great disdain) bitch
James - In more ways than one (winks)
Leroy now has his legs crossed back and bouncing his leg on top very fast (actors can adlib at this point) Leroy calms down and they go to the next subject
James-Anyways, our first anime is Dragon ball Z. This is an Anime about bulging STRUNG (uses hand motions to signify large pectoral muscles) almost always shirtless men who fight each other (softens voice) who like to take it slow with their fights.
Leroy- mmhmm I just love it when those Flaming Saiyans flame up. When Goku and Vegeta go into a flaming Kamama (sp?) attack it just gives me the vapors. Goku and Vegeta is just being who they are with all of those flames surrounding them. (Snaps fingers on lefthand in a circle) Its ok Goku I know that cow Chi-Chi is a cover up. I know that’s why you “train” away from her.
Actors can adlib at this point as well
James- Next up is Sailor Moon
Both look at each other then the audience
Leroy-who wants to see a bunch of skanky teenaged girls in the middle of Japan or wherever the prostitot’s are, (Does a French Wave)
James- Oh girl but that Tuxedo Mask mm smack my mouth Guuurlll. (Does a face smacking motion)
Leroy- shut up (giggle) I know you didn’t go there.
James- Next up is my personal favorite: Pokémon
Leroy- Huh? What James not now there are kids in the audience we have to save that for Amsterdam .
James-(acts like he breaks character a little while giggling) I just-I-I just have to say I love that little Pikachu
Leroy- From the bar?
Jedite shakes head while snickering stands up for a moment then stretches his arms above his head and starts to dance doing the old school butterfly then sits back down while Leroy is laughing his ass off in the background.
James- I am not going there
James- And last but not least is Azumanga Daioh
Both-HATED I—(they get cut off by hard gay bursting through the curtains blasting “cup of Life” by Ricky Martin)
James and Leroy both go into a fan girl freak out after meeting their Idol and all exit stage right actors may adlib their exit but everyone must leave stage right